The Bathroom Man

I don't know how u would apply for this job or if a random guy just goes in there, but I say hail to the guy who pours soap in your hand, the guy who sprays a little cologne on you, the guy who sells you a blunt when you need it, the guy who keeps a pack of gum to mask your lack of sobriety, u know him as the bathroom guy! You make going to take a piss in the club worthwhile. Thanks for making sure my hygiene is in tact. While I'm in the club trying to grab a few ladies, you lodge yourself off in the bathroom with drunken shitheads cleaning up earl!!! You deserve a tip!!